5 CELEBRITY STATUS HAIRSTYLES TO TRY IN 2020
THE HUMBLE MULLET HAS UNDERGONE A DIRT-BAG-BOB UPGRADE
I'll kick this off by saying we’ve never been much of a ‘how-to achieve this look’ brand. I’ve worked in the men’s grooming space for 15 years and have found that every single men’s products company markets this way, and if you’re familiar with us, you’ll know we don’t like to follow the stat-quo. Whilst we strive to make the best men’s grooming products on the market, rather than follow the grooming marketing playbook of how to’s and influencers giving us their skincare routine no one asked for, we prefer to make a song and dance about stuff we like outside the industry e.g. fashion, cars, watches, architecture, design, served with a side of product shots too, but easy on the sell.
In saying that, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been inspired by some hairstyles doing the rounds in what I think will be some iconic fashion shoots for years to come, amongst some iso-selfies as well. What makes it even better is we think each of the guys sporting said hairstyle is f*cking rad. This includes the likes of Brad Pitt, fresh off the back of an Oscar nod. Keanu Reeves, a newly-hailed cult fashion figure. Harry Styles, the commercial face of gender-bending fashion, and one of my favourite designers, Rhuigi Villaseñor (designer and founder of RHUDE), sporting an iso-cut that is one-part military, one-part dystopian future (which we’re kind of living in now). So, with these guys in mind, I’m happy to break my self-imposed rule this once and hope those of you who aren’t using our products take something out of this and give our products a try – I promise you won’t regret it.
"I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been inspired by some hairstyles doing the rounds in what I think will be some iconic fashion shoots for years to come..."
M3
It wouldn’t be a journal article in our current global climate without a WFH fit, and Rhuigi Villaseñor, does not disappoint – especially when it comes to the hair department. It’s a directional number that is a modern take on a short back and sides with a front fringe, matte finish, and is perfect for M3, our strong hold matte product.
To achieve this, towel or blow-dry your hair until damp. Warm up a small amount of M3 in your palms and begin working the product into your hair from root to tip, starting from the back of your crown to front fringe, working the hair forward as you do it. To get the clean line like Rhuigi, you’ll need a comb to brush the hair down. No comb, no worries. Just use your fingers to push the fringe forward and embrace a messier vibe.
Pro-tip – when I mention this product is strong, I’m not lying. We developed M3 with the active guy in mind, so it can withstand a rigorous lunch-time workout or even a surf, meaning no double application for you. That said, it takes a decent shampoo to remove, so we recommend purchasing this in conjunction with SH2, our deep clean shampoo; it’ll get it right out.
M3 MATTE FINISH STRONG HOLD /
RHUIGI VILLASEÑOR, DESIGN DIRECTOR AND FOUNDER OF RHUDE
M2
While it’s a bit too early for David Bowie or Prince comparisons (his new album is good, but not that good), Harry’s style evolution into androgyny has been catching the eyes and hearts of fashion followers for all the right reasons, including ours, shining a femme lens on men’s fashion just like his aforementioned predecessors. That said, and before we go too deep down the tunnel of Harry Styles 2019/20 fits, we have to address what’s flown under the radar – his luscious locks. Previously known for a long do, Harry’s co-opted a shorter, messy quiff which is easily achieved with a little of our M2 – a medium hold, matte finish product that is great for natural looking styles. The best way to get his look is by applying a small amount to wet hair, working it from root to tip, followed by blow drying to create the waves. If you’re not in the presence of a blow dryer, no stress, just use a towel to dry and keep tabs on how your hair is feeling – you’ll lose a bit of product in the process, so you may need to add a little more to get the desired wave throughout towel drying. Word of warning though, don’t use too much product as it will weigh the hair down and kill the wave.
M2 MATTE FINISH MEDIUM HOLD /
MAKING WAVES WITH HARRY STYLES
M1
Disclaimer: I didn’t feature Jude Law in this due to his lead role in Contagion, albeit somewhat topical. What gets me with Jude is his ‘I don’t give a f*ck attitude’ when it comes to rocking a hairline that has done some receding, with thinning hair to boot. It takes balls to rock this, especially with the temptation to shave it, and it’s even harder to pull off. Jude nails it every day of the week though, and if we were going to pick a product for him, it would be M1.
M1 was specifically developed for guys with thin, or thinning hair as it immediately adds body, thickening the hair shaft and includes PRC, our formulation of both plant and scientifically engineered compounds that address hair loss and growth. You can check out this link to find out more on PRC, which features in our entire haircare line.
M1 can be used on its own to create natural looks, like Jude in this particular shoot, and can also be used as a pre-styler to add body in conjunction with other products, which I’ll touch on later. To get Jude’s look, simply add a small amount of M1 to damp hair, working the product from root to tip, and mould into shape. Simple as that.
M1 MATTE FINISH LIGHT HOLD /
JUDE LAW MAKES A RECEDING HAIRLINE FASHION
S2
I don’t care what anyone says, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was the best film of 2019, period. I’ve watched it 20+ times, in all film formats including a 35mm secret screening and the best part, hands-down, is Brad Pitt and how f*cking cool he is. He’s a god and has been since the early 90s.
He also has god-like hair and this homage to Michael Douglas’ side-part-slick-back look from Wall Street is no exception. It’s super easy to achieve using S2, provided you have the length. Simply add S2 to wet hair, using your fingers to separate the hair a little – a comb is not your friend here – and make sure to use enough product so your hair feels weighed down. Allow the hair to dry out and voilà. Also, if your ‘mullet’ tends to curl out at the back, don’t be afraid to get a straightener involved too. Cigarette optional.
S2 + M1
You’d be living under a fashion-sized rock if you’re not familiar with Keanu Reeves’ rise to cult-fashion-influencer prominence a-la Jonah Hill or John Mayer, and we think his dirt-bag-bob, as I affectionately like to call it, is sick.
Whilst it may look like he hasn’t washed his hair in weeks, you don’t have to go full dirt-bag to achieve this – you just need a pre-styler to add some grit, which M1 is awesome for. To get his look, apply a small amount of M1 to wet hair, leave it to dry until damp or use a blow dryer if you have one. Following this, apply a healthy amount of S2 to hair, starting from the back and working your way forward, then pull your hair back into place. Give the product about half an hour to set and the desired dirt-bag hair will be achieved minus the ‘hair-not-washed-for-2-weeks’ smell. Win, win.
This article was written for The Journal.
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THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN IV
LOCKDOWN EDITION 4 - SOCIAL ISOLATION
No smart-ass or witty intro this time, it's Friday afternoon and I'm too tired. Here’s some more cool sh!t to wear, buy, watch, drink, eat, use and do while you’re in isolation!
SURVIVAL - CASETIFY UV SANITISER
If you're a germaphobe and currently on high alert then this could help ease the tension! Not sure I'd bother, but each to their own right. The UV Sanitiser destroys 99.9% of germs that live on your phone's surface, and 100% of its proceeds go to GlobalGiving's Coronavirus Relief Fund. They're helping to send medical responders, essential supplies, and food to communities in need. That kind of tugs the heart strings and makes me want one now.
WEAR - SAINT LAURENT TEDDY JACKET
If you know me then you know I'm a jacket freak and I couldn't recommend the Saint Laurent Teddy Jacket more highly. Every time I wear mine I get comments, probably because it's 'dog's dick' pink but still cool; fact! They are hard to get because they sell out fast and they are not cheap either, but like everything in life, you get what you pay for. They are part of the Saint Laurent permanent collection so you will get one eventually if you keep your eyes on Mr Porter, END Clothing, Harrolds etc. There are a few on Grailed too if you're down for a pre-loved one.
History - It's been more than four or five years since Saint Laurent first introduced its Teddy jacket to the masses. Hedi Slimane (best designer ever), the man who designed the vintage-inspired varsity jacket, isn't even at the French brand anymore (now Celine), but that didn't stop celebrities wearing the design in every colour it comes in. Maybe it has something to do with how effortlessly the jacket walks the line between statement-making and classic. It's also cut to flatter in a way that no velvet bomber or satin souvenir jacket ever will. The heavy wool and contrast-leather shoulders make a guy look slim and buff at the same time, and the jacket goes with practically everything—even in neon pink like the one I own.
WEAR - MR P WHITE T SHIRT
Weirdly one of the hardest things I find to buy is a classic white T-Shirt. I find it crazy that so many brands fuck this wardrobe staple up! Most of us guys want to look a bit James Dean sometimes and Mr P (Mr Porter's own brand) have done just that! The sleeves are shorter and show off the guns but not too much. The neck is perfect and not a deep V or some other bizarre shape that brands constantly do. The fit is relaxed but flattering and creates a great silhouette. It has no logos or labels on it and it washes like a dream! Enough said, right! They even come in 4 colours! They're my go-to gift if I need to buy someone clothes because they're that good,
I even got my dad a 3 pack for Xmas to keep him looking sharp.
I even got my dad a 3 pack for Xmas to keep him looking sharp.
WEAR - AMIRI STACK JEANS
Trust me they cost a bit extra but in every way these are the best jeans on the planet! Amiri is by far and away my favourite brand at the moment and has been for the last 5 years; the rock n roll luxury vibe really does it for me! It's excessive but I have 6 pairs of Amiri jeans, I don't wear suits so they are kind of my uniform in and out of the office. They stretch so they are extremely comfortable, they're just the right amount of skinny, the denim is second to none and the zippers and buttons are the best quality I have seen. All the usual suspects stock them so get after a pair. You're welcome!
MASSAGE - THERAGUN G3
I'm a big fan of these things, they feel unreal! Being stuck inside, training hard, getting sore and not being able to get a massage means I currently have one of these in the cart! Be careful though, if you look at them once online or Instagram you will be stalked by their ad-bot until you pull the trigger, but I can honestly tell you they are really, really good and I think I'm going to cave and buy one anyway. As an added bonus, they're donating proceeds of their sales to causes helping in Covid relief, so I almost feel bad not buying one!
White City House, part of the Soho House Group in London (my home away from home) has these in their epic gym and I use them every time I go, they are so good! They aren't cheap, but like I always say 'you get what you pay for' and to justify it more, if it saves you from getting a few massages or chiro appointments you'll save the $439 AUD in the long run. There are 2 other models, the G3PRO that is a lot more expensive but it's the full on Pro model that all the professional sports teams have in their gyms - dare I say that would be the one to get if you can afford it! There is also a cheaper version for around $300 AUD but I'd go the G3 personally.
PANIC BUY 1 - OFFICINA ARMARE A88 GRANSPORT YACHT
If I'm honest I'm not a huge boat guy, but that said, I do like partying on them and I'd love one if I could afford it! This beast is something else, have a look at it! The latest creation from Milan-based studio Officina Armare Design is another sleek vessel that brings to mind luxury sportscars. The A88 Gransport Yacht features a streamlined silhouette along with frozen grey colors for an elegant yet aggressive profile. The hard-top yacht adds teak and carbon fiber accents throughout and is powered by twin 2,600-hp MTU 16V 2000 M94 diesel engines that push the boat to more than 40-knot speeds at wide-open throttle. It can also sleep up to 8 guests in 4 cabins and includes a Master Suite with a sit-down shower (WTF), king-sized bed, and a mini lounge area.
PROTECT - AMMO NYC
Ooft, I have been waiting to tell anyone who will listen and geek out on this sh!t for years! It's time to wash your hands and your car! I'm hoping to jump on an Instagram live chat with the founder, Larry next week to go over everything car detailing and how to do it properly yourself.
It's not just about how it works and why it looks so good and lasts so long if you do it properly, it's more about mental health for me! I use the 1-3hrs it takes me to detail the AMG to really cool the jets, not think about work or any other stresses that creep up. For me, it's a form of mindfulness. I find it very cathartic and damn, you appreciate it when you're done because the rewards are instant and awesome. Larry Kosilla is the brains and the mad scientist/perfectionist behind Ammo NYC and he has spent the majority of his career perfecting his range of products; a man after my own heart albeit in a different industry. Check out his videos on YouTube and be careful it will be 2am before you realise haha!
WATCH - GOLIATH
I'm sure Billy Bob Thornton uses our products, I'm fucking sure of it; what else would he use right! I'm also sure they wrote the script for Goliath just for him! It's like Bad Santa crossed with The Good Wife or something like that! If you're chasing a good series to get into with the extra time on your hands give it a watch, it's pretty good and Billy Bob is perfect for the role. I think there are 3 seasons out with a 4th on the way soon, hopefully.
TAKE - THE NUE CO NOOTRO FOCUS
I've just ordered a bottle of this. It sounds like the real deal and I love the company ethos! It's a cognitive supplement designed to heighten mental clarity and sharpen your focus. Nootro-Focus uses natural nootropics, psychostimulants and patented ingredient technology to support your brain health now, and in the future. It's tough in the office by myself trying to stay sane and on point so I'll take whatever advantage I can get at the moment.
Cognitive supplements fall into two camps: they’re either instant effect with no long-lasting impact, or have no immediate results and little reassurance that your mind is improving over time. The ingredients in Nootro-Focus are clinically proven to increase neurotransmitter activity and fuel the brain, while improving memory, attention + focus. Short term, Nootro-Focus works to reduce restlessness and sharpen mental clarity, increasing Alpha brain waves, helping you zone in on the task in front of you. Within six weeks, the ingredients in the formula have been clinically proven to increase the production of crucial “brain fuel” ATP (adenosine triphosphate) by 13.6%, and increase the formation of brain cell membranes by 26%.
Clinical studies show that memory + recall is improved within six weeks, while nerve growth factor (NGF) aids neurogenesis and protects the brain, long-term. Nootro-Focus is 100% caffeine-free and has been designed for daily use. L-Theanine is clinically proven to increase alpha brain waves, delivering a calm focused state, wow; told you!
DRINK - JAMES BOND'S VESPER MARTINI
I'm a massive James Bond fan, our company 'Patricks Universal Exports' is named that because of James Bond's undercover company name 'Universal Exports'. All of our barcodes on our packaging have a 007 in them and believe it or not, I've never had a Martini! But I'm going to make one this week and this is how I'm going to do it!
Every James Bond fan will recognise the lines in this recipe as the first Martini Bond ordered in Ian Fleming's 1953 book, 'Casino Royale'. It is possibly the most famous drink order in history, it's extremely precise, and recreating the Vesper Martini at home is easier than you think.
This drink is purely fictional, one created by the author in his first book about the now-famous British Secret Service agent. It's even become known as the Bond martini. Of course, as any devotee of the books or movies knows, Bond is very fond of fine cocktails and this was certainly not the last drink in the series. The Vesper Martini is interesting because it combines gin and vodka with dry vermouth. It's a very potent mix and Fleming (er, Bond) is very specific about brands for two of the ingredients involved.
Ingredients:
3 ounces gin (Gordon's)
1 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce dry vermouth (Lillet)
Garnish: lemon peel
Here's how to make the Vesper according to Ian Fleming and James Bond: Bond: "Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?" (Casino Royale, Chapter 7.)
PANIC BUY 2 - OMEGA SEAMASTER PLOPROF 1200M
Carrying on the 007 theme, much to the chagrin of James Bond enthusiasts like me, he now wears an Omega instead of the much loved Rolex! In my opinion if 007 is going to wear an Omega I think it should be the Seamaster Ploprof 1200M. It's actually the real deal and would've quite suited James Bond's under water missions as well as his nocturnal atrocities.
In 1970 OMEGA officially launched a watch that had been created to withstand the crushing pressures endured by divers working deep below the ocean’s surface. It was the Seamaster Professional 600, the so-called “Ploprof” (from plongeur professionnel – French for “professional diver”). It was among the most robust and seaworthy divers’ wristwatches ever made. The 70's Ploprof made a bold style statement. Its case could not be mistaken for that of any other watch: the screwed-in crown was located at 9 o’clock under a protective buffer. This unique positioning allowed freer wrist movement and prevented inadvertent manipulation ideal for serious divers.
The current Seamaster Ploprof 1200M collection launched in 2016 has a similar look to the original, but their titanium cases, ceramic bezels on some models and OMEGA Co-Axial and Master Chronometer calibres take the extreme dive watch not only to new depths but also to new heights.
You can buy the 70's originals fairly cheaply in watch terms on Chrono24 and similar sites, or you can ball out and get the new one! I'd prefer the old one.
FIRE - S.T. DUPONT LIGHTER
If you're going to drink like James Bond, you'll inevitably end up smoking like him! If you do, not that I recommend it, get a decent lighter and something that will still be cool in 50 years. If you get it right, your kids will be stealing it to light cigs behind the dunnies in High School. Another tip for business and life (whether you smoke or not) is to always carry a lighter when out on the town. It can lead to some crazy things if you can light someone's fire when they are in need and it's a little bit chivalrous too!
The classic S.T. Dupont, with its famous opening 'cling' recognised by those in the know, is that lighter. Its balanced proportions make it the most universally recognised of S.T. Dupont's coveted range, showcasing pure lines, noble materials and is finished in Yellow Gold. Consider this your next family heirloom.
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions. We all have to do our best to flatten the curve. Patrick
HYALURONIC ACID TRIP
HYALURONIC ACID TRIP
When the lab asked me if we wanted to use Hyaluronic Acid I was like 'na man, I'm not really into that sh!t'...but as it turns out it's actually one of the best anti-ageing actives there is. That's why we use it in our Moisturiser, Eye Balm, Body Wash and Face Wash.
WHAT IS HYALURONIC ACID?
Hyaluronic Acid or HA for short, is a large water retaining molecule that is formed naturally in our bodies, it's known for its capacity to to attract and hold up to 1000 times its weight in water. This type of molecule is known as a humectant, a sort of magnet that draws in and stores water.
WHAT DOES IT DO?
HA revitalises the skin's outer surface layers so they look and feel softer and smoother. It stores water in your body and helps prevent it from evaporating and causing dehydration so it instantly improves the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. It also releases antioxidants, which help prevent damage by pollution, free radicals and can help repair and soothe the skin.
WHY DO I NEED IT?
Once you hit around 27 years old your body naturally drops production of HA by more than 50%, much like collagen. This is why our vegan HA is such a key active in AM1, EB1, BW1 and FW1 and has such a huge impact on your skin especially when combined with the anti-inflammatories and multi-vitamins we use in all of our products to fight free radical damage and protect the skin from harsh environmental elements.
THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN III
LOCKDOWN EDITION 3 - SOCIAL ISOLATION
I was talking to someone the other day and said 'imagine if you just got a normal cold or flu right now, you'd shit yourself!' Well, I did and I did... I caught a cold off my kids that freaked me out, but not COVID-19 thankfully! After 3 weeks I'm almost fully self sustaining in the office at this point. I've set up a home gym, listened to a lot of heavy metal and Joe Rogan, and am now pretty heavy into Astrophysics and Darwin's theory of evolution thanks to the latter. Here’s some more cool sh!t to listen to, read, watch, drink, wear and do while you’re in isolation! I'm not going to get into the politics or effects of what's happening at the moment; I'm sure your inbox and social media feeds are full of it so I'll try to keep this positive!
PROTECT - PROJECT BLACK TR2 TACTICAL RESPIRATOR II
INVESTMENT - BMW M3 2011
PANIC BUY - AP ROYAL OAK WHITE CERAMIC
It’s safe to say that the Royal Oak is one of the hottest watches on planet Earth right now. Nobody can argue with that, right? Every limited edition sells out nearly instantly and most main line models have waiting lists that range from months to years. Within the Royal Oak family, the complication to have is the perpetual calendar, and within the Royal Oak perpetual calendar family, the watch to have is the black ceramic version. It’s been that way since it debuted in January 2017 and demand hasn’t slowed down much, if at all. So you can imagine the attention AP garnered when, earlier this year, they announced that the watch would now come in white ceramic.
Maybe, maybe not, but If you want to go all Navy Seal level protection from EVERYTHING then this is probably the one for you... Exposure to lead, asbestos, and mould can not only wreak havoc on your lungs but can also lead to seizures, muscle and joint pain, and cancer. Developed for military and law enforcement, the Project Black TR2 Tactical Respirator II is your first line of defence from these environmental hazards. The respirator is more than 99% effective and is expected to have a NIOSH N99 filtration. Its compact design reduces cheek-weld interference to minimize bruising while soft, medical-grade silicone exterior creates a strong seal even with facial hair. It's also designed for multiple strap options and is compatible with headsets and mics.
LISTEN - MASTER & DYNAMIC
Whatever you're listing to will sound fu<king awesome on this! I think this is one of the best looking home speakers on the market; the concrete and the shape really does it for me. They did have 50% off these the other day too, not sure if it's still on sale but worth a shot either way.
Master & Dynamic has partnered with Sir David Adjaye to design in my opinion, one of the best looking home speakers I have seen that draws upon distinctive premium materials and sensory-focused craftsmanship for which both partners are known.
The MA770, a CES Innovation awards honouree redefines the sound experience. Designed with Sir David Adjaye, the WiFi or Bluetooth connected speaker is made of an acoustically superior proprietary concrete composite. Audio componentry incorporates efficient dual 4" woven long throw woofers and a 1.5" titanium tweeter which are tuned to provide a rich, detailed and expansive sound that perfectly fills the home, office or studio. A magnetically attached stainless steel grille is removable for those that prefer the look of the exposed components and hand-finished concrete.
Whatever you're listing to will sound fu<king awesome on this! I think this is one of the best looking home speakers on the market; the concrete and the shape really does it for me. They did have 50% off these the other day too, not sure if it's still on sale but worth a shot either way.
Master & Dynamic has partnered with Sir David Adjaye to design in my opinion, one of the best looking home speakers I have seen that draws upon distinctive premium materials and sensory-focused craftsmanship for which both partners are known.
The MA770, a CES Innovation awards honouree redefines the sound experience. Designed with Sir David Adjaye, the WiFi or Bluetooth connected speaker is made of an acoustically superior proprietary concrete composite. Audio componentry incorporates efficient dual 4" woven long throw woofers and a 1.5" titanium tweeter which are tuned to provide a rich, detailed and expansive sound that perfectly fills the home, office or studio. A magnetically attached stainless steel grille is removable for those that prefer the look of the exposed components and hand-finished concrete.
WEAR - JMM X ALESSANDRO SQUARZI
I pre-ordered a pair of these the day I found out about them, thanks Mason! Jacques Marie Mage are in my opinion, one of the best sunglass designers and manufacturers in the world. They have collaborated with the Italian style master, Alessandro Squarzi, on a limited edition new colorway of hickory and charcoal on the 'Dealan' frame and as you'd expect, they look sick! They'll go quick, so get after it if you're after a pair of sunglasses that your kids will be wearing when you're long gone.
KEEP MOVING - STRETCHING
KEEP MOVING - STRETCHING
I was super reluctant to do this because I'm not the most flexible guy and I almost feel like I've left it too late, but I was so sore and stiff from my home office workouts this week that I gave it a go on Monday morning and man I felt awesome afterwards! I'm sure lot's of you do this already, but if you haven't, it's not that hard and the feeling after is really, really good! I'll be so flexible I'll be sucking myself off in 2 months time at this rate...
INVESTMENT - BMW M3 2011
I nearly got one of these a few years ago after one of the best days of my life, tearing through the Hollywood Hills and Mulholland Drive with a friend of a friend who has one! The guy, who is now a good mate of mine was the head designer for BMW for over 15 years and this was his weapon of choice. I ended up getting a C63s station wagon because when I was looking for one of these, there weren't any on Carsales. There's a few around at the moment and I'd highly recommend getting one now that everything in the engine world is being restricted and getting quieter. This is the last naturally aspirated 4L V8 that BMW did in the M3, before the turbo's came along and as an investment, I think they'll continue to be in demand and go up in value as people crave that screaming V8 sound that is so emotive. There is a 4 door option that would be way more practical and a bit more of a wolf in sheep's clothing. I like that!
ONLINE RETAIL THERAPY - UNCRATE
One of the few emails I get each day that I really look forward to! Uncrate sell some of the coolest stuff on the planet curated mostly for men. They also sell our products too!!! I don't need to write a whole thing about how cool they are just check it out and you'll see.
SURVIVAL - RINO READY COMPANION SURVIVAL SYSTEM
If you're Doomsday prepping this will be a good start! Combining the knowledge of first responders, survivalists, and designers, RINO Ready's Companion was created to save lives and ensure you're prepared for almost any situation you might encounter. The world's most advanced two-person survival system, The Companion is loaded with over 40 life-saving products. Designed in California, each system features a full-view, customizable velcro base, with a main chamber that allows for quick access to the eight main pouches. It has tuck-away straps, a modular exoskeleton, and is built with fire resistant and waterproof materials. The Companion is functional, compact, and ready to tackle the harshest environments on earth.
PUZZLE - GRADIENT PUZZLE UNCRATE
I don't have the time or the patience but people love a puzzle! Unlike a typical jigsaw puzzle where you rely on distinct objects to place the pieces, the Gradient Puzzle focuses on the color of each piece, instead. The monochrome image fades from white at the top to black at the bottom, with only the shades of gray in between to guide you. It's made from thick stock and high-quality art paper, so it can be enjoyed over and over without fraying.
One of the few emails I get each day that I really look forward to! Uncrate sell some of the coolest stuff on the planet curated mostly for men. They also sell our products too!!! I don't need to write a whole thing about how cool they are just check it out and you'll see.
DRINK - SAZERAC
"I love a Sazerac in the morning" quote Richard 'Pirate' Jones (one of my best mates and godfather to my little boy, Sash)! It's a kind-of variation of the Old Fashioned that I actually prefer when done well!
Ingredients:
4 dashes Peychauds Bitters
1 Sugar Cube
1oz Rye Whiskey
1oz Cognac
Preparation: Add ingredients to a mixing glass and muddle the sugar with either a muddling spoon or a muddler. Add Ice and stir. Separately in the Cocktail glass wash the sides with Absinthe. You can even use an Atomizer if you have one to add an even coat. Strain the cocktail into the glass and garnish with a lemon peel. Make sure that you zest lemon oil from the peel over the drink. I have linked this to a YouTube video that explains it well if that's easier.
History: The Sazerac cocktail is purported to have been invented in 1850 in New Orleans by a man named Antoine Amedee Peychaud. He was a pharmacist who ran a drugstore from which he would prescribe medicine, but would also make toddies and tonics as cure-alls as well as a drink with his famous Peychauds Bitters (adapted from a family recipe), which is still served in Sazeracs and other cocktails to this day. The Original recipe called for Cognac or Brandy which changed to Rye in about 1865 due to a blight on wine grapes.The Phylloxera Aphid was wreaking havoc in France and completely stopped Brandy and Cognac production.
The cocktail also took a hit when Absinthe was banned in many countries, but the Sazerac hungry public were more than happy to drink anise flavoured liquor in it's place. in 2002 the ban was lifted and we can have Absinthe again, and of course we have Brandy and Cognac available, but the Rye version has really established itself.
"I love a Sazerac in the morning" quote Richard 'Pirate' Jones (one of my best mates and godfather to my little boy, Sash)! It's a kind-of variation of the Old Fashioned that I actually prefer when done well!
Ingredients:
4 dashes Peychauds Bitters
1 Sugar Cube
1oz Rye Whiskey
1oz Cognac
Preparation: Add ingredients to a mixing glass and muddle the sugar with either a muddling spoon or a muddler. Add Ice and stir. Separately in the Cocktail glass wash the sides with Absinthe. You can even use an Atomizer if you have one to add an even coat. Strain the cocktail into the glass and garnish with a lemon peel. Make sure that you zest lemon oil from the peel over the drink. I have linked this to a YouTube video that explains it well if that's easier.
History: The Sazerac cocktail is purported to have been invented in 1850 in New Orleans by a man named Antoine Amedee Peychaud. He was a pharmacist who ran a drugstore from which he would prescribe medicine, but would also make toddies and tonics as cure-alls as well as a drink with his famous Peychauds Bitters (adapted from a family recipe), which is still served in Sazeracs and other cocktails to this day. The Original recipe called for Cognac or Brandy which changed to Rye in about 1865 due to a blight on wine grapes.The Phylloxera Aphid was wreaking havoc in France and completely stopped Brandy and Cognac production.
The cocktail also took a hit when Absinthe was banned in many countries, but the Sazerac hungry public were more than happy to drink anise flavoured liquor in it's place. in 2002 the ban was lifted and we can have Absinthe again, and of course we have Brandy and Cognac available, but the Rye version has really established itself.
SURVIVAL - RINO READY COMPANION SURVIVAL SYSTEM
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PUZZLE - GRADIENT PUZZLE UNCRATEI don't have the time or the patience but people love a puzzle! Unlike a typical jigsaw puzzle where you rely on distinct objects to place the pieces, the Gradient Puzzle focuses on the color of each piece, instead. The monochrome image fades from white at the top to black at the bottom, with only the shades of gray in between to guide you. It's made from thick stock and high-quality art paper, so it can be enjoyed over and over without fraying.
PANIC BUY - AP ROYAL OAK WHITE CERAMIC
It’s safe to say that the Royal Oak is one of the hottest watches on planet Earth right now. Nobody can argue with that, right? Every limited edition sells out nearly instantly and most main line models have waiting lists that range from months to years. Within the Royal Oak family, the complication to have is the perpetual calendar, and within the Royal Oak perpetual calendar family, the watch to have is the black ceramic version. It’s been that way since it debuted in January 2017 and demand hasn’t slowed down much, if at all. So you can imagine the attention AP garnered when, earlier this year, they announced that the watch would now come in white ceramic.
KEEP MOVING - ROGUE ECHO BIKE - AKA THE DEVIL
I got instant anxiety just looking at this lactic acid inducing devil bike! Yep they're that bad. I did CrossFit for a long time and these were always my most feared session. They fu<king hurt you and they fu<king hurt you fast, BUT how fu<king cool does it look!!! I'm on the waiting list for the Australian delivery from Rogue Australia. I'll probably set it up and just look at it and have panic attacks and never actually train on it... Haha jokes, it's actually awesome cardio/conditioning and very low impact too.
I got instant anxiety just looking at this lactic acid inducing devil bike! Yep they're that bad. I did CrossFit for a long time and these were always my most feared session. They fu<king hurt you and they fu<king hurt you fast, BUT how fu<king cool does it look!!! I'm on the waiting list for the Australian delivery from Rogue Australia. I'll probably set it up and just look at it and have panic attacks and never actually train on it... Haha jokes, it's actually awesome cardio/conditioning and very low impact too.
READ - HITCH 22
I haven't read this yet, but if it's anything like his other books I'll adore it! Christopher Hitches was born to rage against em'. Savage, loving and arguably one of the best debaters that lived, he won't be everyones cup of tea, but you have to look at both sides of things to make your own conclusions on life, politics, religion etc.. If you like his point-of-view, search 'Hitch slap' in YouTube and enjoy.
Over the last thirty years Christopher Hitchens has established himself as one of the world's most influential public intellectuals. His originality, bravery, range and wit made him first a leading iconoclast of the political left, and then later a formidable advocate of secular liberalism. As a socialist he opposed the war in Vietnam, after September 11 he emerged as one of the fiercest advocates of war in Iraq. In this long-awaited and candid memoir, Hitchens re-traces the footsteps of his life to date, from his childhood in Portsmouth with his adoring, tragic mother and reserved naval officer father; to his life in Washington DC, the base from which he would launch fierce attacks on tyranny of all kinds. Along the way, he recalls the girls, the boys and the booze; the friendships and the feuds; the grand struggles and lost causes; and the mistakes and misgivings that have characterised his life. Hitch-22 is, by turns, moving and funny, charming and irascible and inspiring. Agree or disagree, love him or hate him, readers of Hitch-22 have all agreed on one thing: they can't ignore him. This provocative memoir is an indispensable companion to the life and thought of an outstanding political writer.
I haven't read this yet, but if it's anything like his other books I'll adore it! Christopher Hitches was born to rage against em'. Savage, loving and arguably one of the best debaters that lived, he won't be everyones cup of tea, but you have to look at both sides of things to make your own conclusions on life, politics, religion etc.. If you like his point-of-view, search 'Hitch slap' in YouTube and enjoy.
Over the last thirty years Christopher Hitchens has established himself as one of the world's most influential public intellectuals. His originality, bravery, range and wit made him first a leading iconoclast of the political left, and then later a formidable advocate of secular liberalism. As a socialist he opposed the war in Vietnam, after September 11 he emerged as one of the fiercest advocates of war in Iraq. In this long-awaited and candid memoir, Hitchens re-traces the footsteps of his life to date, from his childhood in Portsmouth with his adoring, tragic mother and reserved naval officer father; to his life in Washington DC, the base from which he would launch fierce attacks on tyranny of all kinds. Along the way, he recalls the girls, the boys and the booze; the friendships and the feuds; the grand struggles and lost causes; and the mistakes and misgivings that have characterised his life. Hitch-22 is, by turns, moving and funny, charming and irascible and inspiring. Agree or disagree, love him or hate him, readers of Hitch-22 have all agreed on one thing: they can't ignore him. This provocative memoir is an indispensable companion to the life and thought of an outstanding political writer.
LISTEN TO - KHRUANGBIN
Mason, again; the cool kid in our office got me onto these guys a few months ago and I haven't stopped listening to them since! I booked tickets to see Tame Impala in Sydney and turns out Khruangbin are supporting, the concert has obviously been moved to later in the year but I'm pumped to see them live! I have linked a cool YouTube set they did a while ago that got me hooked. Also check out the Hip Hop Medley they performed in Chicago, so rad. Khruangbin (Thai for airplane or literally 'engine fly') are a jet setting trio from Texas whose smooth, mainly instrumental music is heavily inspired by Thai rock and folk from the 60s and 70s, as well as a multitude of other influences ranging from surf rock to dub to Iranian pop. Active since the early 2010s, the groups indefinable yet singular and highly accessible sound has attracted a remarkably wide audience. Whip up a Sazerac or crack a nice bottle of red and enjoy...
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
Mason, again; the cool kid in our office got me onto these guys a few months ago and I haven't stopped listening to them since! I booked tickets to see Tame Impala in Sydney and turns out Khruangbin are supporting, the concert has obviously been moved to later in the year but I'm pumped to see them live! I have linked a cool YouTube set they did a while ago that got me hooked. Also check out the Hip Hop Medley they performed in Chicago, so rad. Khruangbin (Thai for airplane or literally 'engine fly') are a jet setting trio from Texas whose smooth, mainly instrumental music is heavily inspired by Thai rock and folk from the 60s and 70s, as well as a multitude of other influences ranging from surf rock to dub to Iranian pop. Active since the early 2010s, the groups indefinable yet singular and highly accessible sound has attracted a remarkably wide audience. Whip up a Sazerac or crack a nice bottle of red and enjoy...
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
ISOLATION MAINTENANCE
PATRICK BATEMAN STYLE
Unless you have an eight thirty res at Dorsia, it's time to get all Patrick Bateman and I don't mean murdering hookers and returning video tapes. It's home day-spa time and in 3 easy steps we have you covered...
Spending more time inside while self isolating can negatively affect your skin. The lack of humidity, particularly if you’re pumping the air-con or blasting the heating will dry the outer layer of your skin, reducing its elasticity and creating a dry appearance. Not to mention you're losing out on the sun’s vitamin D by limiting exposure to the outdoors.
BUT if you do this simple 3-step routine you'll feel a difference!
STEP 1.WASH - You don't even need to wet or rinse your face just pump 3-4 loads of FW1 onto the inside of your hand/fingers and massage the foam into the face for 1-3 minutes then rinse off, it's that easy!
FW1 FACE WASH provides deep cleansing without drying or tightening. Mattifying complex instantly decreases shine, helps skin regenerate, reduces itchiness, soothes irritations and protects cells from free radical damage.
STEP 2. SCRUB - After your face is washed, apply about a pea sized amount on to your finger tip and massage into your face, rub in small circles for 1-3 minutes then rinse off. Don't go too hard underneath the eyes that's a bit of a sensitive area! I do this in the shower but each to their own and only do this 2-3 times a week.
FS1 FACE SCRUB combines both physical and chemical exfoliation, eliminating dead skin cells and promoting cell regeneration. It improves skin-tone, pore size, small scarring and fine lines. Bio-degradable micro-particles help de-flake, reduce ingrown hairs and also preps the skin for a closer shave.
STEP 3. MOISTURISE - Apply to dry clean skin, that's it haha! You might put too much on one day and not enough the next but you'll have it dialled in after a few days.
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN II
LOCKDOWN EDITION 2 - SOCIAL ISOLATION
Here’s some more cool shit to listen to, read, watch, drink, wear and do while you’re in isolation! I'm not going to get into the politics or effects of what's happening at the moment, I'm sure your inbox and social media feeds are full of it so I'll try to keep this positive!
I'm a wanna-be rock star and spending all this time on my own in the office has given me a chance to have the volume up and really get into some epic albums! I have recommended two completely different albums below but I love them both for different reasons, if you haven't heard them you're in for a treat and if you have maybe give them another spin. Got some other useful and cool shit below too, I think so anyway ha!
LISTEN 1 - MAC MILLER CIRCLES
I have this on repeat in the car and in the office at home at the moment!
I only really got into Mac Miller after he died, there was so much love out there for him when it happened that I ended up listening to all of his music and even watched a bunch of documentaries on the kid! His sound is so unique and the lyrics are sometimes super funny, but also brilliant and sad all at the same time! I'm hoping this album (his last, released after his death) will have the same effect on you as it did for me. Swimming is also one of my favourite albums ever, might be good to start with that. RIP Mac Miller
Apple Music Review - Before he died of an accidental drug overdose in September 2018 at age 26, Miller put out the two most complete albums of his career: The Divine Feminine, an ornate jazz-rap record, and Swimming, a profoundly bittersweet portrayal of his attempts to come to terms with depression and heartbreak. Swimming is slow-paced but hardly a slog; it is buoyed by infectious grooves spanning rap, funk, and trip-hop, as well as Miller’s surprising emotional clarity and depth. “Okay, you gotta jump in to swim / Well, the light was dim in this life of sin,” he sings on the song “2009” with the faintest twinkle in his eye. On Swimming, despair and hope fire alternately like velvet-coated pistons. The same dynamic animates Circles, companion album to Swimming and Mac Miller’s first posthumous release.
BREATH - WIM HOF
If you're not already doing Wim Hof then get after it, it seriously changed my life both mentally and physically! It's not some wild cult shit, it's just breathing and I feel like we have all forgotten how to do it and enjoy it! It's like a viking is teaching you buddhism, thank you internet! I'm now high on my own supply...
I joke and fu<k around a lot but I do this everyday if I can and have done for about 6 months! One of my best mates was staying with me for a few days and I busted him doing this weird breathing thing on the couch, I was looking for a belt around his neck because I thought we was doing some Michael Hutchence style jerking-off, but as it turned out he was doing the Wim Hof breathing technique! I was like, 'WTF are you doing man?' He showed me the App and gave me a bit of a run down on the technique and explained all the benefits and all the crew that were doing it already including the All Blacks (New Zealand Rugby Team), Laird Hamilton and heaps more! I started doing it the next day and haven't stopped. The 'Ice Bath' thing is fucking awesome too, I highly recommend doing it. You feel like a super hero when you come out! It's terrible for the penis but the rewards are worth it. I have linked the video tutorial with Wim himself, just click the image above.
Technique - While sitting in a comfortable place, take 30 quick, deep breaths, inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Then, take a deep breath and exhale; hold until you need to breathe in. Inhale again, as deep as you can, and hold it for 10 seconds. Repeat as many times as you like, it's that easy.
In the wise words of Wim, BREATH MUTHERFUCKERS!
If you're not already doing Wim Hof then get after it, it seriously changed my life both mentally and physically! It's not some wild cult shit, it's just breathing and I feel like we have all forgotten how to do it and enjoy it! It's like a viking is teaching you buddhism, thank you internet! I'm now high on my own supply...
I joke and fu<k around a lot but I do this everyday if I can and have done for about 6 months! One of my best mates was staying with me for a few days and I busted him doing this weird breathing thing on the couch, I was looking for a belt around his neck because I thought we was doing some Michael Hutchence style jerking-off, but as it turned out he was doing the Wim Hof breathing technique! I was like, 'WTF are you doing man?' He showed me the App and gave me a bit of a run down on the technique and explained all the benefits and all the crew that were doing it already including the All Blacks (New Zealand Rugby Team), Laird Hamilton and heaps more! I started doing it the next day and haven't stopped. The 'Ice Bath' thing is fucking awesome too, I highly recommend doing it. You feel like a super hero when you come out! It's terrible for the penis but the rewards are worth it. I have linked the video tutorial with Wim himself, just click the image above.
Technique - While sitting in a comfortable place, take 30 quick, deep breaths, inhaling through your nose and exhaling through your mouth. Then, take a deep breath and exhale; hold until you need to breathe in. Inhale again, as deep as you can, and hold it for 10 seconds. Repeat as many times as you like, it's that easy.
In the wise words of Wim, BREATH MUTHERFUCKERS!
CLEAN - LEATHER JACKET
I own a Hedi Slimane era Saint Laurent leather biker jacket; a proper 'grail' and I’ll be honest in saying I’ve neglected it a bit over the years! That said, this how-to guide slid into my inbox last week via the kings of pre-loved designer goods, Grailed, and with the extra time not being on planes all the time, I thought I’d give it a go. I've always been too scared to take it to a dry cleaner or clean it myself in case one of us fucked the leather doing it wrong, but as it turns out it's not that complicated and kind of cathartic.
REMOVING STAINS AND CLEANING:
1. The First Towel - Dampen a soft washcloth (preferably micro-fiber) with a mixture of warm water and dish soap. Make sure the cloth is damp, not wet. Leather is porous, and any extraneous liquid may seep in, leading to additional stains. Note: considering using vinegar as opposed to dish soap for a less harmful (if effective) alternative.
2. Scrub It Down - Apply the damp washcloth to the affected area. Scrub diligently—however not too firmly to avoid seepage—until the stain/dirt/dust disappears.
3. The Second Towel - Once the jacket has been scrubbed, dampen a second cloth, this time just in warm water.
4. Scrub, Rinse, Repeat - Repeat Step 2, with the second cloth with only warm water.
5. Let It Breathe: Once the jacket has been thoroughly wiped down, let dry for at least 24 hours. If the jacket was severely stained and considerable cleaning liquid was applied, conditioning is mandatory.
CONDITIONING:
1. Spot Clean First - Before moisturizing your leather, spot cleaning is essential. Once your jacket is properly cleaned and dried, you can begin moisturising.
2. Test Your Moisturiser - This is essential, particularly if you are using a brand new product or have never used said product on this particular leather jacket. Moisturises can cause discoloration and significantly alter leather’s texture and handful, so before you commit make sure you are aware of the consequences. Rub in a small dab to an imperceptible part of the jacket—the backside of the collar or inside the cuff, for instance—and then remove with a soft cloth. Let the jacket sit for 24 hours and then check for results. If there is no discoloration, you’re good to go. If there is, a different product is in order.
3. Apply - Once you have tested your moisturizer and are satisfied, you are ready to apply. Thoughtfully spread the leather conditioner across the surface of the jacket, making sure to rub in diligently. Remember to not be too liberal with the cream, as once again leather is porous and will absorb as much of the conditioner as it can, potentially harming the skin. Once you adequately applied the product, run a soft washcloth over the leather to polish and pick up any extraneous cream. Lastly, let sit for 24 hours.
Note: Repeat process every six to 12 months, or whenever leather begins to feel dull. Testing is only necessary when using a new product or leather/product combination for the first time. Hopefully I'll be buried in mine.
I own a Hedi Slimane era Saint Laurent leather biker jacket; a proper 'grail' and I’ll be honest in saying I’ve neglected it a bit over the years! That said, this how-to guide slid into my inbox last week via the kings of pre-loved designer goods, Grailed, and with the extra time not being on planes all the time, I thought I’d give it a go. I've always been too scared to take it to a dry cleaner or clean it myself in case one of us fucked the leather doing it wrong, but as it turns out it's not that complicated and kind of cathartic.
REMOVING STAINS AND CLEANING:
1. The First Towel - Dampen a soft washcloth (preferably micro-fiber) with a mixture of warm water and dish soap. Make sure the cloth is damp, not wet. Leather is porous, and any extraneous liquid may seep in, leading to additional stains. Note: considering using vinegar as opposed to dish soap for a less harmful (if effective) alternative.
2. Scrub It Down - Apply the damp washcloth to the affected area. Scrub diligently—however not too firmly to avoid seepage—until the stain/dirt/dust disappears.
3. The Second Towel - Once the jacket has been scrubbed, dampen a second cloth, this time just in warm water.
4. Scrub, Rinse, Repeat - Repeat Step 2, with the second cloth with only warm water.
5. Let It Breathe: Once the jacket has been thoroughly wiped down, let dry for at least 24 hours. If the jacket was severely stained and considerable cleaning liquid was applied, conditioning is mandatory.
CONDITIONING:
1. Spot Clean First - Before moisturizing your leather, spot cleaning is essential. Once your jacket is properly cleaned and dried, you can begin moisturising.
2. Test Your Moisturiser - This is essential, particularly if you are using a brand new product or have never used said product on this particular leather jacket. Moisturises can cause discoloration and significantly alter leather’s texture and handful, so before you commit make sure you are aware of the consequences. Rub in a small dab to an imperceptible part of the jacket—the backside of the collar or inside the cuff, for instance—and then remove with a soft cloth. Let the jacket sit for 24 hours and then check for results. If there is no discoloration, you’re good to go. If there is, a different product is in order.
3. Apply - Once you have tested your moisturizer and are satisfied, you are ready to apply. Thoughtfully spread the leather conditioner across the surface of the jacket, making sure to rub in diligently. Remember to not be too liberal with the cream, as once again leather is porous and will absorb as much of the conditioner as it can, potentially harming the skin. Once you adequately applied the product, run a soft washcloth over the leather to polish and pick up any extraneous cream. Lastly, let sit for 24 hours.
Note: Repeat process every six to 12 months, or whenever leather begins to feel dull. Testing is only necessary when using a new product or leather/product combination for the first time. Hopefully I'll be buried in mine.
NEW TECH - MACBOOK AIR
I just got the old MacBook a month ago and then of course this beast comes out this week! Yes, I tried saying to the Apple Business Team that I asked the guy in the store if there was a new model coming anytime soon because I was happy to wait a few months, but got nothing and nowhere but worth a shot haha!
I won't bore you with the tech specs but the thing is awesome, super lite, longer battery life, new keyboard, better sound, greener, the resolution is insane and have a look at it, it's beautiful! I'd highly recommend it for anyone that travels frequently or is in lockdown and needs to work from home.
I won't bore you with the tech specs but the thing is awesome, super lite, longer battery life, new keyboard, better sound, greener, the resolution is insane and have a look at it, it's beautiful! I'd highly recommend it for anyone that travels frequently or is in lockdown and needs to work from home.
WATCH - KEVIN HART DON'T FUCK THIS UP
I've watched this twice already. I found it really motivational and I had no idea Kevin Hart was such a hustler; the guy doesn't stop! I've always loved a peek into other people's lives especially someone who seems to have it all and keeps almost fucking it up, hence the title. His taste in cars and fashion are right up my alley too.
His stand up Netflix Specials are awesome and this is no exception!
His stand up Netflix Specials are awesome and this is no exception!
DRINK - RUM OLD FASHIONED
A classic morning drink!
This maybe sacrilegious and we'll probably get a few unsubscribes for this but I love an Old Fashioned with a dark spiced rum instead of bourbon or whiskey; each to their own right and I'm sure we could all do with a drink this week.
Old Fashioned Ingredients:
2 tsp simple syrup
1 tsp water
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 dash Amargo Chuncho bitters
1 cup ice cubes
40ml Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1 slice orange peel
Method - Pour the simple syrup, water, and bitters into a tumbler. Stir to combine, then place the ice cubes in the glass. Pour Rum over the ice, squeeze the orange peel over the top of the drink and rim the glass with the peel then use said peel as the garnish.
Hold the cherry, I've been fruit free since '83
A classic morning drink!
This maybe sacrilegious and we'll probably get a few unsubscribes for this but I love an Old Fashioned with a dark spiced rum instead of bourbon or whiskey; each to their own right and I'm sure we could all do with a drink this week.
Old Fashioned Ingredients:
2 tsp simple syrup
1 tsp water
1 dash Angostura bitters
1 dash Amargo Chuncho bitters
1 cup ice cubes
40ml Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1 slice orange peel
Method - Pour the simple syrup, water, and bitters into a tumbler. Stir to combine, then place the ice cubes in the glass. Pour Rum over the ice, squeeze the orange peel over the top of the drink and rim the glass with the peel then use said peel as the garnish.
Hold the cherry, I've been fruit free since '83
LISTEN 2 - THE BLACK ANGELS
The Black Angels are an American psychedelic rock band from Austin, Texas. The Texan rockers will take you on a searing trip that requires no drugs and the only side effect is addiction...
I first heard this album while tearing down the 101 highway in Malibu in a 2011 BMW M3 (the last naturally aspirated V8 mentioned in my buy it before it's worth $500k post) en route to Mulholland Drive via the Hollywood Hills for some death defying midnight driving, basically couldn't have a better soundtrack! Even their name is cool, it's derived from the Velvet Underground song "The Black Angel's Death Song".
'Sniper at the gates' what a track, for optimal listening I recommend drinking 1 bottle of good red wine and the album to be played on vinyl.
PANIC BUY - MAD PARIS PATEK PHILIPPE NAUTILUS
The purists are going to hate this but people have been customising cars, clothing and architecture for forever so why not watches! If you have the cash and you want something that no one else has then Mad Paris are going to have your back. You don't send them a watch, they source one for you and customise every detail you could wish for. This custom Patek Philippe Nautilus 5980 is crafted in Switzerland from black DLC steel with a matte finish. This re-imagined timepiece features a mechanical automatic movement, black coated bezel, adjustable black chain strap with a folding buckle, hand-washed sealing, illuminated index hands and a sapphire back case. It comes with a standard 2-year warranty from Mad Paris and is only $519,015.00 AUD and you get free shipping. Not sure how they do it so cheap!
The purists are going to hate this but people have been customising cars, clothing and architecture for forever so why not watches! If you have the cash and you want something that no one else has then Mad Paris are going to have your back. You don't send them a watch, they source one for you and customise every detail you could wish for. This custom Patek Philippe Nautilus 5980 is crafted in Switzerland from black DLC steel with a matte finish. This re-imagined timepiece features a mechanical automatic movement, black coated bezel, adjustable black chain strap with a folding buckle, hand-washed sealing, illuminated index hands and a sapphire back case. It comes with a standard 2-year warranty from Mad Paris and is only $519,015.00 AUD and you get free shipping. Not sure how they do it so cheap!
ART - TREATS MAGAZINE
Founded by my good friend Steve Shaw, Treats is a fine art publication featuring the world’s most beautiful women and shot by the world’s best photographers. My copies sit on our coffee table at home and in the office, and they're always the first thing men and women alike pick up and admire! With their raison d'etre to elevate nudity to fine art, they pride themselves on creating the most sophisticated, high quality images to run in their print magazine; they also have a solid online presence too! They take very little advertising in print, as to not to disrupt your viewing pleasure and as such, appreciate your patronage - so go and subscribe! This goes to help support what they do and allows them to continue to create amazing and iconic photoshoots.
READ - SEAN AVERY ICES CAPADES
One of my favourite humans and an epic read if you want a glimpse into the fast paced lifestyle of a professional athlete with a no bullshit personality and a hardcore work ethic to match! His Instagram war on people misusing the bike lanes in NYC is awesome too, the guy doesn't give a fuck who they are and tears them apart, without violence! He's also one of my style icons and a movie star as well.
Voted one of Sports Illustrated's Best Sports Books of 2017, the controversial hockey star Sean Avery's no-holds-barred memoir of high living and bad behaviour in the NHL—coupled with the behind-the-scenes glitter of celebrity and media nightlife in New York and LA. Sean is also part of the Mr Porter Style Council and of course, uses our products. Sean also has a podcast now too, check it out, it's called No F*cks Given with Sean Avery.
KEEP IT CLEAN - TRIPLE PACK
We're still open for business as usual and not to cause panic buying but it might be a good time to get an order in if you're going to be holed up for a few weeks. All of our logistics and delivery partners are still operating because they are considered essential services.
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
We're still open for business as usual and not to cause panic buying but it might be a good time to get an order in if you're going to be holed up for a few weeks. All of our logistics and delivery partners are still operating because they are considered essential services.
Thanks for reading and supporting the brand, super appreciated. Stay safe, keep an eye on your friends and family and please follow the WHO instructions, we all have to do our best to flatten the curve.
Patrick
THINGS TO DO IN LOCKDOWN
IN LOCKDOWN OR WORKING FROM HOME
Your inbox is probably being slammed from the CEO of every business at the moment but unprecedented things are happening all over the world with COVID-19 hitting it's stride! Firstly I hope you are all ok and taking the proper precautions to avoid it, or to recover fast if you have tested positive! Our business can be run from a laptop or iPhone so our entire team are working from home until the virus is under control, doing our bit to flatten the curve. I want to reassure all of you that we are taking all necessary steps to follow the World Health Organization and local authorities’ guidelines. Our priority is the safety of our customers, employees and partners. We are working closely with our shipping partners to make sure that all appropriate health and hygiene standards are strictly adhered to. We pride ourselves on having the best customer service in the game and as always, we’ll make sure you get whatever you need.
Things are pretty surreal at the moment and we know if you’re not already on lock-down, chances are you may be in the not so distant future! That said, you’re going to have plenty of inside time on your hands and while I have a captive audience I'll share some tips and advice to make the most of a bad situation while you're surrounded by the same four walls. A lot of the world's great things have come from people being in isolation, just saying!
LISTEN - THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE
The first thing I'd do (if you haven't already) is listen to Joe Rogan speak to Michael Osterholm on all things Corona Virus COVID-19. They clarify and debunk a bunch of things which is pretty scary at the start but they keep it real. The YouTube episode is linked to the image above.
Michael Osterholm is an internationally recognized expert in infectious disease epidemiology. He is Regents Professor, McKnight Presidential Endowed Chair in Public Health, the Director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy (CIDRAP), Distinguished Teaching Professor in the Division of Environmental Health Sciences, School of Public Health, a professor in the Technological Leadership Institute, College of Science and Engineering, and an adjunct professor in the Medical School, all at the University of Minnesota.
WORK - TIPS FOR PRODUCTIVITY
I did this for years before we launched the brand and I have a few tricks to get you in the zone, be even more productive than when you're in the office and block out the procrastination and distractions.
1 Get Dressed - I'm not talking about wearing a three piece Tom Ford suit at home, but make an effort and subconsciously your mind will get you in the game faster and you'll be more productive. Also put your watch on and a bit of cologne, trust me on this one.
My go-to’s are Amiri Jeans (skinny but super stretchy), Saint Laurent Tee's (light fabric and a bit rock n roll), Nike x F.O.G sneakers (comfortable but cool). You get the idea...
2 Routine Rules - Get up at the same time you normally would, or maybe slightly later if you no longer need to commute. Eat the usual breakfast and lunch, do a workout and put some cool tunes on. Try to finish at the usual time or you'll end up working till midnight.
3 Switch Off - Shut down your computer when you’re done. Separating work from home is tough in these environments and you’ll be doing yourself a favour by completely switching off.
4 Continue Your Grooming Regime - Yep, there it is. Continuing to give a fuck about your appearance, despite not gracing many people with it, will still pay dividends. Assuming there’s more mirrors in your house than at the office, you’ll have plenty of reminders if you start letting yourself go! Perhaps now’s a good time to check out our auto re-order so you never run the risk?
KEEP MOVING - HOME GYM
The gym I use is a bit of a no-go zone at the moment and with all the crew out of the office I have got back into my body weight workouts that I usually do when I'm on the road stuck in small hotel room. I like to do a CrossFit style workout with a 20 - 30 - 10 rep count. Try this one out:
20 x Push Ups
20 x Sit Ups
20 x Squats
20 x Burpees
Then repeat x 30 reps
Then repeat x 10 reps
You can throw in whatever movements or weights you like to get a nice pump on! I usually try to time the workout then repeat it in a week and see if I can beat my original time.
WEAR - JACQUES MARIE MAGE
Life's too short to remove USBs safely and I also have no time for shitty sunglasses. Our Global Partnerships Director, Mason, got me into JMM a few months ago and I've just acquired my 4th pair, they're that good...
If you're stuck at home, or self isolating on a deserted island then you really should invest in a pair of these, they're not cheap but like everything good in life you get what you pay for. They're also pretty hard to get which I like. The quality and attention to detail is on another level and every pair is individually numbered and limited release. The Los Angeles-based brand draws inspiration from across continents, cultures, and generations, JMM combines world-class craftsmanship with advanced production methods, embracing an array of rich materials, bold geometric shapes, and an exuberance of attitude to create impeccably crafted spectacles that elegantly infuse historical motifs with a modern sensibility. I didn't write that last bit...
DRINK - NEGRONI
Take the edge off with one of my favourite cocktails, the Negroni!
It's been around for over 100 years now and it's actually super easy to make and most bottle shops will sell the necessary ingredients. You can obviously use whatever brands you prefer but personally I have been using Campari, Hendricks Gin and Regal Rogue Vermouth and it tastes pretty fu<king good! Anthony Bourdain loved a Negroni and I loved Anthony Bourdain, if you click the image above it will link you to a video of him making one.
Add 1oz or 30ml of Gin, Vermouth and Campari together in a cocktail shaker, shake well with cracked ice, strain into a glass over cubed ice and garnish with a twist of orange peel, it's that easy!
History - A full century ago, an Italian Count by the name of Camillo Negroni stepped into his favourite café and pleaded for something stronger than his typical Americano—a concoction of Campari, sweet vermouth, and soda water. (He was likely ordering it by its original name, the Milano-Torino, or Mi-To, but it was rebranded for the American ex-pats who came to love it during Prohibition.) His friend and bartender Fosco Scarselli substituted soda for gin, added an orange garnish, and the Negroni was born.
Maybe tip a bit out for all our Italian friends doing it tough at the moment.
WATCH - BILL BURR PAPER TIGER
If you need a laugh while all this crazy shit unfolds then Bill Burr's Paper Tiger has you covered. In his latest Netflix special he unloads on outrage culture, male feminism, cultural appropriation, robot sex and more in a blistering stand-up special.
READ - ME ELTON JOHN
Don't let the fabulous cover fool you, Elton was hard core! He infamously told Lily Allen he'd snort her under the table any day.
I’ll be the first to say it; I’m not a big reader, but this book blew my mind (well, audiobook). Elton’s not afraid to have a laugh at his own expense which was refreshing and made this hard to stop listening to. It’s the perfect mix of music, debauchery, substance abuse, redemption and success. I highly recommend and it will kill a quick 8 hours.
LISTEN - TAME IMPALA
Last but certainly not least treat your ears to Tame Impala's new album The Slow Rush, I immediately got it on vinyl and have it on constant rotation! This is Kevin Parker's fourth studio album and it was recorded between Los Angeles and Parker's studio in his hometown of Fremantle, Australia.
Parker dives deep into the oceans of time, conjuring the feeling of a lifetime in a lightning bolt, of major milestones whizzing by while you're looking at your phone, it's a paean to creation and destruction and the unending cycle of life. I'd suggest a good bottle of red and maybe burn one down for maximum listening pleasure.